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Sunday, April 24, 2011

This Is Just To Say-Gloating Rights

This is just to say....

In a very snarky way...

That for anyone who didn't think I could survive this past semester of 5 classes

Plus a thesis

Plus a terminally ill mother with cancer

Can do the following:

SUCK IT!!!

Because not only did I survive...

I did it with just about straight A's (4 out of 5 classes)

And my sanity intact.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Where We're At

It's been a month since I last posted. Here's where we're at since then. I give you an artistic representation of my brain's current state:



Basically, I am a giant ball of stress right now, which has resulted in me clearing my schedule of all events which would have brought joy into my life, including a going away party for a very good friend moving back to the other side of the world, and a banquet which would have been a very good time, all because currently I am borderline incapable of human contact. It is for the best. I am protecting the lives of those around me who may accidentally stumble and trip onto the path of my wrath.

The good news is that I am officially finished 3 out of 5 classes (well, technically 6 classes I guess). So that has fortunately brought some relief to my ire.

The bad news is that I have 2 papers and a power point presentation due by Tuesday. But once that's over, I have the luxury of concentrating every second freaking out over my thesis until April 15th. And if you're anything like me, rather than sitting down and just getting shit done, you'd rather spend time numbing your mind to your reality by doing things that contribute nothing to your existence or current responsbilities.

So that's where we're at.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Epic Find on Google Streetview

I cannot believe that I stumbled upon this sight while exploring the very large city of Chicago on Google streetview. I almost died.



If that is the Chicago police force, I am moving there tomorrow. Screw discernment. This is a true sign from God.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Anxiety Flowchart

Here is a handy-dandy guide, as invented by myself, to deal with your anxiety:



Let's walk through it.

Start by writing down something that is stressing you out (and make it as specific as possible! Don't write down "school". Narrow it down. Don't write down "Blah's class" either. What about it is stressing you out?). So for example: how far behind I am in Mary's class; so much work to catch up on.

Next, ask yourself, "Is this stresser solvable?". It's a simple yes or no question. Either the stress can be fixed, or it can't. In this case, my answer is yes.

How can I fix it? What do I need to do to make this stress go away? Make a list of what you need to do. For example: sit down and do the work that needs to be done will relieve myself of this anxiety. Break it up if I have to.

The next step is to do it. Whatever your methods are, do it so the stress goes away. Once the stress is gone, go back to the beginning and start with the next stresser in your life, if there is one.

What if it can't be solved? Let's walk through that with an example.
Stresser: My mom has terminal cancer.
Is it solvable?: No.
How can I cope with this?: lots of alcohol.
(just kidding)
Talking about it with friends. Verbalising my problems helps me to deal with them.
Stress managed: For the most part, yes.

Move on to the next!

I bid you all good luck.