It made me laugh, in a "ew, that'd be kinda gross" kind of way.
Currently, I am procrastinating writing a paper on how evolution contradicts the Bible. This is not my belief, but is the position we have to take. For our next paper, we have to write about how evolution does not contradict the Bible.
Maybe I will brainstorm my paper now.
(10 points to me for using the key word!)
1. Genesis says that God made the Earth in 6 days, and in those 6 days He made man and woman. It says nothing about man evolving from animals. It says man came from DUST. How could a human evolve from dust? It is impossible. So evolution is wrong.
(*Note: UNLESS man evolved from a Golem)
2. In beginning with Adam and Eve, and in doing the math on the generations since, the Earth is only a few thousand years old, not however millions "scientists" claim it to be. Pssh.
3. Genesis shows the intelligent design of the universe, the intelligence of God. Humans were made from this intelligence, not from some evolutionary chain of events of chance. That implies God made something move, sat back, and watch the rest happen. Genesis is pretty clear that God was involved the whole time. Evolution implies that we don't need God.
That's all I have so far......
So here's a picture of my current, inner-most desire:
I hope I get some soon....
Update:
(based off what internet people are talking about on this topic)
4. Genesis says God made all the creatures of the Earth, which contradicts evolution. It doesn't say God made a few creatures, and they evolved into other creatures, etc. This would also contradict the event of Noah's ark, who took 2 of every animal on board.
5. Genesis implies God created everything out of nothing, which goes against evolution and physics in general. Nothing can't be created from nothing.
6. If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Better Update!
I am eating popcorn. With dill pickle powder stuff. I don't know what it's called. Seasoning salt? Sure. I'm also drinking milk. I wish I had a cow. I wish my cat would evolve into a cow. Then she'd be practical.
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